I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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