Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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