I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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