I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My feet surprised me
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