Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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