just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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