I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
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