my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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