Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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