just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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