I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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