The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You ate ashes out of my bong
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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