there was a trapeze. enough said
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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