4 words: hood of his car
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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