At least make sure they are 18
Why
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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