Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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