Non-Jews are for practice
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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