he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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