Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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