I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Dignity is for republicans.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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