So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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