But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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