dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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