Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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