Porn is love you can see.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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