She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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