member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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