508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
its not stalking. its research.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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