I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
