i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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