woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
