dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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