blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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