ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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