all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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