I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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