Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The feeling are messing with the penis
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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