Just took my morning after pill in the library
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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