there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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