they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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