dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Randomize
