Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
