My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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