I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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