I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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