i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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