Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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