I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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