i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
