I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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