Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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